I is for Inn

I've never been afraid of hotels... up until now.  I mean when I think about it do they really clean the rooms?  Now I know that makes it seem like I'm untrustworthy but seriously... do they?  I have a huge phobia of sleeping on a hotel bed... lord knows what happened on there.  Now the bed itself is the least of my worries.  It's the pillows that make me cringe in fear!  And the bathrooms... *shivers* don't get me started on those.  OK OK I'm probably freaking out over no reason.  But I don't have a super disgusting ultra nasty filthy story to share with you about hotels unfortunately :/.  But tell me in the comments the worst experience you've had with hotels!  I must know! Like really badly!